Up next on Sports' Spitting Images, we have Cubs second baseman Ryan Theriot and tri-star of the hit Ice Age series, Sid the Sloth (voiced by John Leguizamo, who of course is most well known for his role as Clown in the infamous Spawn). Call me what you will, but if you don't like Ice Age, you don't know shit about animated films, or basically comedic movies in general. Plus, aside from Rescue Me, it's just about the only venue in which I can actually stomach Dennis Leary. As for Sid's look-alike, Theriot, it looks like he's in for another rough one with the Cubbies. Fair to say they're easily the most tortured franchise in the entire sporting world at this point?

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