I get that Sylvester Stallone is worth like eleventy bajillion dollars, but is it seriously worth it for all the gross crap that started going on with this dude's body once he hit 50? I mean those veins look like they're ready to freaking pop and the only explanation has to be his absurd juicing regimen that dates back to his Rocky and Rambo days. Those arms are Barry Bonds-esque. Just totally off-putting and creepy looking.

You Lakers fans can keep Sly and his old man/steroid arms; we'll take the lesser Wahlberg brother and his old New Kids on the Block buddies, thank you very much.