That's the only way I can explain all of the injuries the Red Sox have suffered this season.  The only way they can keep it under raps is by playing inspired ball.  You laugh now, but wait until Clay Buccholz shows up to Fenway with his face rearranged insisting that he just "fell down the stairs," then people will start asking questions.

First rule of Red Sox Fight Club, you do not talk about Red Sox Fight Club...