Don't Haze Me, Bro!

A couple weeks ago, I started Don't Haze Me Bro because Devin McCourty was looking good and Dez Bryant, who the Pats past on in the Draft, was injured and still not receptive to what I thought was mandatory hazing from his teammates.

So I figured I'd start a scoreboard that will last throughout the season pitting Devin McCourty's production and value versus Dez Bryant's.  It might be a risky move, but I'm going for it.




Aside from sounding like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob (I want to hear him say Snootchie Bootchies), the dude has reactionary closing speed like a fucking cheetah.

Devin McCourty - 2
Dez Bryant - 0

 
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